Oh. My God. Dorks.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:18 am

Me and my iPod

If I turn into one of these people when I buy mine, feel free to shoot me.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:20 am

I'll shoot you anyways, okay?

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:26 am

This one takes the cake:

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:33 am

The really funny part is that they would have saved themselves a ton of trouble by just putting on one of those silk masks that cover your whole head. Or, hell, a nylon stocking.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:16 am

This guys cheating - he only has headphones on. Also - He's mexican meaning he probably took someone elses iPod.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:28 am

He looks asian.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:30 am

Now that I look at his eyes, you're right. He probably owns stock in some company.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:58 pm

If you were that hot, I'd hit you

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:02 pm

That's hot? Kelvin's absolute zero imo.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:34 pm

Lynxer wrote:That's hot? Kelvin's absolute zero imo.

She has the skin of a 8 hours cadaver and the face of a shemale, what's not to like ?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:54 pm

I'd call it decent. There's a better chick on page nine.

Kashluk would call this hot

Nice tribute

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:05 am

Aneurysm wrote:
Lynxer wrote:That's hot? Kelvin's absolute zero imo.
She has the skin of a 8 hours cadaver and the face of a shemale, what's not to like ?

White skin is good.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:11 am

RACIST

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:50 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:

This guys cheating - he only has headphones on. Also - He's mexican meaning he probably took someone elses iPod.

EXITIUMMMMMMMMM

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:10 am

I'm sure we all thought about it

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:05 am

Lynxer wrote:That's hot? Kelvin's absolute zero imo.

She looks like she puts out though, so that raises it a bit.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:09 pm

If you turn out like this:
http://gallery.ipodlounge.com/ipod/disp ... m=7&pos=22

then give me a call.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:24 pm

Probably a man. If it weren't for the visible hands, I would probably say 'definitely a man', probably. Plastic surgery is an evil of such deceptive magnitude. IT MUST BE UNDONE.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:17 pm

If it is a man, then I forgive him/her/it if she/he/it deepthroats.

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:24 pm

Moral of the thread: iPods suck