Chinese Astrology

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:23 am

Fun. Pick your birth year and read all about your supposed personality.

I'm an Ox, which apparently means I'm very conservative and family-oriented. Yeah, not so much. I'm also capable of fearsome rages, have strong opinions, and am creative. Yay.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:53 am

I'm a rat, and I won't bother to read all that stuff I already read 10 years ago when I was stupid enough to believe that shit

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:06 am

I'm a rabbit or something if I recall correctly. I like carrots and making rabbit babies.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:18 am

I'm a cock.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:18 am

OMG PUN LOL!!1!1

Janus Matchell · Post by **Janus Matchell** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:01 am

Yeah I am a pig so that means I is Bacon mmmm mmmm. That means I am a caring cannibal.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:50 am

I'm a tiger which means I'm best or something.

And this thread is a waste of space.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:00 pm

.. what the shit, I was one year away from getting to be a dragon

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:11 pm

I am a rat but in nights of full moon I can transform myself into a big dirty ape.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:17 pm

im in awe of thew stupidity of this fucking topic.
cunts.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:26 pm

Rat. How appropriate. Almost poetic.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:13 pm

Oh chit, aneurysm and blargh are my brothers.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:22 pm

Year of the Ox, although I could've sworn I was a year of the rat when I read this stuff on a chinease resturant menu a few years back.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:12 pm

NONE OF IT IS REAL

it's a mad conspiracy of the chinese to steal our cats and dogs

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:22 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Oh chit, aneurysm and blargh are my brothers.

Don't worry D5it-m38, I'm none too stoked either ! Ah well, at least you are still breathing. Grand, isn't it ?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:48 pm

Uh, the last time I checked I was a bunny-rabbit :/ Now this thingy shows I'm a dragon. Weird. Is that a promotion of some kind or just complete bull shit?

Earth Dragon:
"The Dragon is gifted, intelligent, tenacious, willing and generous. He can do anything. No matter whether the Dragon chooses an artistic career, medical or political one, he is going to shine in it. He will be a success wherever he goes. The Dragon is often loved. He is never disappointed in love. In fact, he is frequently the cause of some drama of despair. The women of this sign are surrounded by admirers and often demanded in marriage."

Hah! This was interesting enough, though:
Compatibility
(1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible)
with Rat 95 - One of the best-arranged unions.

Susan...

OMG CELEBRITEEZ!!!! Bruce Lee and Martin Luther King!

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:00 pm

Actually, there's a snafu - when you pick the birth year, you also need to check the month. The Ox is between February of 1985 till February of 1986 (IIRC). If you were born in January of '85, for example, you could have a different sign. Just double check.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:48 pm

Yeah. I was a bunny-rabbit after all. Hooray for me?

(1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible)
with Rat 32 - Not compatible.

My dreams are crushed now, though

Unless Susan miscalculated and he's really a pig, I mean chinese astrology pig- pig?

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:26 pm

Rat. Don't give a rats ass though. Celestial configuration does not correlate with the course of occurences.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:36 pm

I don't know about the Chinese stuff, but my Zodiac certainly came through for me. My horoscope said the universe is finally on my side today after a period of anxiety (yup), and that I'll get a favor. Again, yup. My college application is finally in the clear.