stuff that pisses you off

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:48 am

indonesian death metal

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:25 am

popscythe wrote:IDM is totally a real genre.

The terms "intelligent", "dance", and "music" shouldn't be applied to noises that sound like a laptop computer going into cardiac arrest.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:59 am

I'll send some of my tracks to uni, maybe they come back as IDM.

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:47 pm

Subhuman wrote:
popscythe wrote:IDM is totally a real genre.
The terms "intelligent", "dance", and "music" shouldn't be applied to noises that sound like a laptop computer going into cardiac arrest.

Although I sometimes enjoy IDM, thetrue meaning behind its name reminds me of that of the Holy Roman Empire. So I agree with Subhuman here. Were I the editor of some electro magazine back in the 90s, I'd call it clickcore

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:04 pm

Subhuman wrote:
popscythe wrote:IDM is totally a real genre.
The terms "intelligent", "dance", and "music" shouldn't be applied to noises that sound like a laptop computer going into cardiac arrest.

This comes from the man with the fucking awful blog and the marginal drink preferences.

I'm pretty sure that Richard D. James can and has whizzed more awesome onto a track with his bladder while comatose than Sub D. Human can wring from the internet by force, even when pissed off. Though I can sense a certain racial tension between the two. Like they were separated at birth, both enjoy plastering their shiesty persona on other people and things and then turning 37 and fading into the distance like a pandering martha stewart advice column written by someone who mostly cooks for their pet bird alone by the light of a half melted birthday candle.

It's not that gargling electro noise makes a track. It's that making a track out of gargled electro noise is completely untouchable. What are you going to do? Tell him it's "bad"?

Ha.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:58 pm

Being told by your ex boyfriend that someone you thought was your friend has spent the better part of an evening trashtalking you in front of said ex and a bunch of other people, whom you also concidered friends but who did nothing to stand up for you - using phrases like "useless butt-ugly cunt of a retarded whore". Especially when said person isn't even man enough to just speak his real opinion to my face and get it over with, but act like a slippery, sneaky snake in my presence.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:11 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:Being told by your ex boyfriend that someone you thought was your friend has spent the better part of an evening trashtalking you in front of said ex and a bunch of other people, whom you also concidered friends but who did nothing to stand up for you - using phrases like "useless butt-ugly cunt of a retarded whore". Especially when said person isn't even man enough to just speak his real opinion to my face and get it over with, but act like a slippery, sneaky snake in my presence.

Yipes.. with friends like that. So you're not even the retarded whore? but the butt-ugly cunt of a retarded whore. That's harsh. What makes a cunt ugly anyway?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:10 pm

popscythe wrote:It's not that gargling electro noise makes a track. It's that making a track out of gargled electro noise is completely untouchable. What are you going to do? Tell him it's "bad"?

Uh, yes? Is this a trick question? Listen to the Richard D. James album and tell me 99% of it isn't pointless, indulgent masturbation material for recording engineers. Go on, I dare you.

popscythe wrote:I'm pretty sure that Richard D. James can and has whizzed more awesome onto a track with his bladder while comatose than Sub D. Human can wring from the internet by force, even when pissed off.

That's like arguing that a cat could cough up a bigger hairball than a goldfish, and therefore the cat is better than the goldfish. Goldfish don't cough up hairballs. I don't make music. You don't know how to make a convincing point. Learn, plz.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:28 am

Convincing ? Subjective and sadly irrelevant. Entertaining ? YES and YES.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:36 pm

Slow lines. Slow people. Slow cars. I'd be happy with anything in life if people would just get the fuck out of my way.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:49 pm

Stainless wrote:Slow lines. Slow people. Slow cars. I'd be happy with anything in life if people would just get the fuck out of my way.

Ludacris?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:46 pm

Who deleted my post?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:41 pm

Subhuman wrote:You don't know how to make a convincing point. Learn, plz.

um

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:58 pm

MR Snake wrote:
Redeye wrote:Who deleted my post?
My bad!

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:44 am

Tingel Tangel wrote:yadda yadda.

Come on to him while he is drunk, then play like you are going to sleep with him - tell him you need to get comfortable, or some such BS - then fill up a jug with cold water from the bathtub and throw it on him while he is waiting in bed (preferably at his place) - then walk out the door. WIN!

Dogmeatlives wrote: That's harsh. What makes a cunt ugly anyway?

Um - anything except virgin cunt is pretty much always ugly IMHO

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:13 am

Tingel Tangel wrote:Being told by your ex boyfriend that someone you thought was your friend has spent the better part of an evening trashtalking you in front of said ex and a bunch of other people, whom you also concidered friends but who did nothing to stand up for you - using phrases like "useless butt-ugly cunt of a retarded whore". Especially when said person isn't even man enough to just speak his real opinion to my face and get it over with, but act like a slippery, sneaky snake in my presence.

He is probably denying that he likes you and instead of being after you he turns 180 degrees instead and pretends to hate your guts. He wants your father's cock. :cigar:

It's a bit like those guys who think they really hate gay swell guy for no reason, they indeed want to be zionistic world dominators while smoking dollar bills.

atoga wrote:
Subhuman wrote:You don't know how to make a convincing point. Learn, plz.
um

you've become so smug, lately, 'toga. how :college boy: of you :O

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:26 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:
Tingel Tangel wrote:Being told by your ex boyfriend that someone you thought was your friend has spent the better part of an evening trashtalking you in front of said ex and a bunch of other people, whom you also concidered friends but who did nothing to stand up for you - using phrases like "useless butt-ugly cunt of a retarded whore". Especially when said person isn't even man enough to just speak his real opinion to my face and get it over with, but act like a slippery, sneaky snake in my presence.
He is probably denying that he likes you and instead of being after you he turns 180 degrees instead and pretends to hate your guts. He wants your father's cock. :cigar:

It's a bit like those guys who think they really hate gay swell guy for no reason, they indeed want to be zionistic world dominators while smoking dollar bills.

thor is on this - the boy's obviously madly in love with you. he calls you a whore because he secretly wants you to be his faithful bitch

Thor Kaufman wrote:
atoga wrote:
Subhuman wrote:You don't know how to make a convincing point. Learn, plz.
um
you've become so smug, lately, 'toga. how :college boy: of you :O

that cuts deep :cuts:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:51 pm

rubberbandman

kidding, it's awesome

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:08 am

endnotes and footnotes are okay, I can handle that shit, but what is the deal with publishers who put the endnotes for each chapter at the end of said chapter? that shit is whack yo

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:19 am

Nicolai wrote:endnotes and footnotes are okay, I can handle that shit, but what is the deal with publishers who put the endnotes for each chapter at the end of said chapter? that shit is whack yo

what?

i've never seen that, must be wacky norwegian editions