The Firearms Thread

M92FS · Post by **M92FS** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:09 pm

Lynxer wrote:So, what should we talk about then? Trivial, destitute nonsense? Megatrons new underwear? Nothing?

kekeke

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:11 pm

Lynxer wrote:Trivial, destitute nonsense?

No, we already discussed about your penis.

GUNS!

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:25 pm

well, I like blowing people to smithereens with the mg42 in bf1942fh.

PRADADATADAPAADAADPRADADADA!!!!!!

Carib · Post by **Carib** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:51 pm

Some people here have a lot of deep seated homo erotic tendencies...

But hey, lets talk about guns!!!

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:55 pm

GUNS!

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:03 pm

Talking about the obvious parallel between guns and the penis is talking about guns just as well as talking about guns in a purely technical context is.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:19 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:GUNS!

No! How many times do I have to say it, it's :

GUNS

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:46 pm

I can see the parallel between cars (fast and expensive or over sized matchbox) and dicks, and I guess if someone carries around an overly big gun like a dessert eagle or some gratuitously long barreled revolver I could see it but otherwise I don't see myself agreeing. Maybe you all just have dicks waiting for you around every corner of your subconscious or came into this arguement with dicks on the brain. Not my place to discern which.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:40 pm

Long barreled revolvers, at least, are cool and bad ass.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:55 pm

Well Freud said that if you dream of a tree that's struck by lightning, you're subconsciously afraid of becoming impotent and shit

That guy saw dicks everywhere.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:01 pm

Especially if they have scopes.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:11 pm

He also said:

'General Introduction to Psychoanalysis,' S. Freud wrote:"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:33 pm

A cigar is just a cigar

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm

Everything is built in the form of a penis, no matter how hard you try to not see them everywhere.

Milkshaker
Guns
Fingers
Pens
Contact lenses liquid bottle
Sausages
Tons of buildings
Rocks
Snow
Shits
Etc...

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:04 pm

Freud is a septic tank. And not of the rhyming variety.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:27 am

Aonaran wrote:I can see the parallel between cars (fast and expensive or over sized matchbox) and dicks, and I guess if someone carries around an overly big gun like a dessert eagle or some gratuitously long barreled revolver I could see it but otherwise I don't see myself agreeing. Maybe you all just have dicks waiting for you around every corner of your subconscious or came into this arguement with dicks on the brain. Not my place to discern which.

it's not all about size/shape, but (also) about the potential to dominate (even eliminate) another human.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:43 am

Please, I beg you, LEAVE FREUD THE FUCK OUT. Why is it every time we have a debate about a psychological matter someone starts quoting Freud. Arf..

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:54 am

Because Freud was a coke head and a sex maniac.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:44 am

PiP wrote:
Aonaran wrote:I can see the parallel between cars (fast and expensive or over sized matchbox) and dicks, and I guess if someone carries around an overly big gun like a dessert eagle or some gratuitously long barreled revolver I could see it but otherwise I don't see myself agreeing. Maybe you all just have dicks waiting for you around every corner of your subconscious or came into this arguement with dicks on the brain. Not my place to discern which.
it's not all about size/shape, but (also) about the potential to dominate (even eliminate) another human.

But that is what Basketballs are for, gangsta.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:52 am

I got my first gun. The people by it are my swell guy slaves. Sorry for the picture quality.

*Note, the gun is also the size of my non erect penis. When it does become erect, I tend to pass out.