George Lucas messes stuff up

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:43 pm

"OH NO, I'M OUT OF AMMO! DAMNIT, THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! FUCK! I JUST DROPPED ALL THE BULLETS ONTO THE FLOOR! I JUST NEED ONE TO FINISH OFF GEORGE LUCAS!"

Janus Matchell · Post by **Janus Matchell** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:25 pm

? Alright we all know that Georgte Lucas is shit and his movies and games that he ok's aren't much better. Now grant I like Star Wars, I do not like the geeks and fanboys/girls that always want to suck George's chode (the skin around his asshole). Whenever he announces something that is undoubtedly shitty for instance Episode 1 and 2 not to mention countless useless ideas like canning the original idea for the clone wars by replacing them with some BS that all the clones were Boba Fett. The next one will for sure suck some serious ass and that's all the proof I need not to go see it. Welcome a suckfest for all.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 7:11 pm

jetbaby wrote:"OH NO, I'M OUT OF AMMO! DAMNIT, THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! FUCK! I JUST DROPPED ALL THE BULLETS ONTO THE FLOOR! I JUST NEED ONE TO FINISH OFF GEORGE LUCAS!"

*Jetbaby has a critical failutre and drops the rest of his ammunition.*

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:57 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:
jetbaby wrote:"OH NO, I'M OUT OF AMMO! DAMNIT, THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! THE EJECTOR'S JAMMED! FUCK! I JUST DROPPED ALL THE BULLETS ONTO THE FLOOR! I JUST NEED ONE TO FINISH OFF GEORGE LUCAS!"
*Jetbaby has a critical failutre and drops the rest of his ammunition.*

* Dark Jedi rolls 20 on his dice and hits jetbaby for a massive 39 damage critical.

and omg ban Janus.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:10 pm

::Post-mortem ejaculation all over the entire forum::

S4ur0n27 wrote:and omg ban Janus.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:45 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:
* Dark Jedi rolls 20 on his dice and hits jetbaby for a massive 39 damage critical.

*Susan is critically hit for 6000 hitpoints, bypassing his armor and killing him because he didn't use the SPECIAL system*

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:07 am

ERROR! ERROR! MALFUCTION!

D&D MODE ENGAGE:

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I'm a level nine Barbarian!

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:47 am

BS that all the clones were Boba Fett.

Jango Fett, you cant really be THAT retarded to think it was Boba, or can you?

And yeah, the Anakin replacement for Episode 6 is real, I have a .mov of the clip.

Kotario · Post by **Kotario** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:25 am

But Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett. That's another strike against The Return of the Jedi. Lucas turns a cool character such as Boba Fett into an incompetent for a lackluster death scene.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:19 pm

Isn't he his son, instead?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:46 pm

... no.

Have you even watched Ep2?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:57 am

Kotario wrote:But Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett. That's another strike against The Return of the Jedi. Lucas turns a cool character such as Boba Fett into an incompetent for a lackluster death scene.

According to the official books Boba Fett survives his encounter with the worm.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:03 am

The "official books" also spawned some four more death stars. I think I am the only source of "cannon" information. I lay claim to the entire universe.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:19 am

So did Boba Fett survive Mr. Cannon?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:13 pm

NOOO!!!

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:17 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:So did Boba Fett survive Mr. Cannon?

I had the misfortune of reading a SW book about bounty hunters. One of the things in it was that Boba Fett somehow managed to crawl out of the sarlac. He then went on to retire.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:16 pm

He now has a mechanical leg. Like every other SW characters, he's now in part robot.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:40 pm

Part robot, but all badass.

Kotario · Post by **Kotario** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:01 pm

Think about though, was Lucus's original intent to have Boba Fett survive the Sarlac? Of course not, it was just when someone whispered "We could make money on a book about Boba Fett, if he survived." did Lucas 'change' his previous idea.

Four more Deathstars? Wow, and I thought the writers for the Star Wars books were bad before.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:52 pm

They have a LOT of imagination.

Or is that imagination or juste copying/pasting with different names?

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George Lucas messes stuff up

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