Sheryl Crow: Quit wipin yer ass so much!

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:04 pm

Maybe Ms.Crow eats a special diet.

Nuts and fruit and just the right balance of fluids.

And limits the intake to just what she needs.

And squats on the toilet so the turds come out cleanly, with minimal butt-cheek contact. (Watch out for the splashing.)

Yeah, maybe that's it.

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:11 pm

no splashing in an outhouse with a good, deep hole.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:22 pm

you can use the methane for your kraftwerk as well, very useful :mad max: