The Arena!!!
- bloodbathmaster2
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- Bloodgeon11
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A soft shimmering begins in a corner of the arena. As the flying particles resolve themselves into a solid figure, it is obvious that a miscalculation has occured, for the hideously obese man which materialized was, in fact, halfway through the wall. As the last of the shimmering abates, the man draws a single breath. A knowing look of horror enters his eyes, and he has time to say:
"Holy crap, is this the end of Bloodgeon?"
before the light leaves his eyes.
"Holy crap, is this the end of Bloodgeon?"
before the light leaves his eyes.
"Science fiction wiggers" is my new favorite phrase.
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Sir_Funkalot
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*Blurrrb...*
#The dwarf arises from the blood sea...
"Damn I need to change these shoes, thay just make me fall over all the time..."
#For a little while the dwarf looks confused:
"Where were I? Ahh yes... To stone will you go Arch!"
#The dwarf jumps at Arch again, this time however Arch manages to dodge Funkalot, making him hit Blargs tombstone...
"Dammit! Come here punk, you're not man enough to fight are you??!"
#Arch gets furious of Funkies insult, therefore assaulting at him...
#The dwarf arises from the blood sea...
"Damn I need to change these shoes, thay just make me fall over all the time..."
#For a little while the dwarf looks confused:
"Where were I? Ahh yes... To stone will you go Arch!"
#The dwarf jumps at Arch again, this time however Arch manages to dodge Funkalot, making him hit Blargs tombstone...
"Dammit! Come here punk, you're not man enough to fight are you??!"
#Arch gets furious of Funkies insult, therefore assaulting at him...
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- Bloodgeon11
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A shimmering light begins in a corner in the arena...this time well away from the walls. The tiny points of light solidify into a morbidly obese man in a black cape.
"Finally, i got it right...so much for good first impressions" Mutters bloodgeon.
He looks at the giant pool of blood and seems to come to a decision.
"Arise, my minions" bloodgeon says in an incredibly melodramatic voice, "oxymorons of the deep, come to me!"
A bubbling begins in the blood, and slowly, a tiny oblong head emerges with a spurt of blood...
"Haha," says bloodgeon, "my tiny whale!" He alights on the whale's head.
The blood next to the diminutitive whale begins to bubble, and a very large crustation appears.
"My jumbo shrimp" BG11 cries shrilly.
His piggy eyes cast around for an enemy to attack...
"Finally, i got it right...so much for good first impressions" Mutters bloodgeon.
He looks at the giant pool of blood and seems to come to a decision.
"Arise, my minions" bloodgeon says in an incredibly melodramatic voice, "oxymorons of the deep, come to me!"
A bubbling begins in the blood, and slowly, a tiny oblong head emerges with a spurt of blood...
"Haha," says bloodgeon, "my tiny whale!" He alights on the whale's head.
The blood next to the diminutitive whale begins to bubble, and a very large crustation appears.
"My jumbo shrimp" BG11 cries shrilly.
His piggy eyes cast around for an enemy to attack...
"Science fiction wiggers" is my new favorite phrase.
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Arch pulls out a Gauss Minigun (from his pocket dimension pockets and levels it at S_F.
"I've had enough of Bloody Dwarfs and there lackability for not dying, I am a mod something needs to die NOW!" he unleashes a barrage of gauss shells at S_F, he then looks around and sees bloodgeon11
"FRESH MEAT!!" he yells to the others and centers his gun on the newcomer.
"I've had enough of Bloody Dwarfs and there lackability for not dying, I am a mod something needs to die NOW!" he unleashes a barrage of gauss shells at S_F, he then looks around and sees bloodgeon11
"FRESH MEAT!!" he yells to the others and centers his gun on the newcomer.
- bloodbathmaster2
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- Blarg
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*respawns*
"Hmm. I haven't used this in a while."
*draws belt-fed gatling shotgun loaded with alternating buckshot, rifled slug, flechette, armor-piercing slug, monowire net buckshot, and incendiary slug rounds*
*gives Arch, Bloodgeon11, S_F, and BBM2 each a nice long burst*
"Hmm. I haven't used this in a while."
*draws belt-fed gatling shotgun loaded with alternating buckshot, rifled slug, flechette, armor-piercing slug, monowire net buckshot, and incendiary slug rounds*
*gives Arch, Bloodgeon11, S_F, and BBM2 each a nice long burst*
I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood. Unless I misunderstood the meaning of "insane".
- Stealth Rabbit
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*sits by the side of the arena watching the hilarious carnage*
*then pulls out his heckler and koch g36k rifle*
*then pulls out his heckler and koch g36k rifle*
Behold my ignorance and sloth, for I am AMERICAN!
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- Bloodgeon11
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*Bloodgeon looks down at his mucus-covered body, and shrieks in horror as he notices many lumps moving...*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Bloodgeon yells, "I'm covered in SLUGS! Gross!"
*His eyes widen and he begins frantically brushing the slugs away*
"If these are what i think they are..." Bloodgeon trails off.
*BOOM*
*Bloodgeon stares at the hole where his stomach, spleen, liver, and many other vital organs used to be*
"Well, i didn't really need those anyway." he mutters as the darkness begins to close in on him...
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Bloodgeon yells, "I'm covered in SLUGS! Gross!"
*His eyes widen and he begins frantically brushing the slugs away*
"If these are what i think they are..." Bloodgeon trails off.
*BOOM*
*Bloodgeon stares at the hole where his stomach, spleen, liver, and many other vital organs used to be*
"Well, i didn't really need those anyway." he mutters as the darkness begins to close in on him...
"Science fiction wiggers" is my new favorite phrase.
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Stealth Rabbit
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patriotic santa-robot-man takes aim at bloodgeon11 from behind a pile of dead cows from the pits of hell.
Behold my ignorance and sloth, for I am AMERICAN!
<a href="mailto::cha0srf@aol.com" Subject= "SPAM ME!">MAIL ALL OF YOUR SPAM RIGHT HERE!</a>
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- Blarg
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"Darn my incompetent minions, I told them to load shotgun slugs! I must find out how they got real slugs to explode, however."Bloodgeon11 wrote:*Bloodgeon looks down at his mucus-covered body, and shrieks in horror as he notices many lumps moving...*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Bloodgeon yells, "I'm covered in SLUGS! Gross!"
*His eyes widen and he begins frantically brushing the slugs away*
*switches ammo feeds*
*blazes away at Stealth Rabbit*
I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood. Unless I misunderstood the meaning of "insane".
- Bloodgeon11
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**Bloodgeon11 Respawns**
"Cute trick," the comically obese man says, glaring at Blarg, "But it won't save you again! Attack, my precious beasts!"
*Blargs eyes open wide in terror as the Shrimp and the Whale bear down on him...*
"Cute trick," the comically obese man says, glaring at Blarg, "But it won't save you again! Attack, my precious beasts!"
*Blargs eyes open wide in terror as the Shrimp and the Whale bear down on him...*
"Science fiction wiggers" is my new favorite phrase.
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Blarg
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"Oh, crap...."
The BFGS makes short work of the Shrimp. Blarg arranges for an air-drop of sauce to turn the tons of shredded shrimp-bits into the world's largest shrimp cocktail. Unfortunately, he cannot enjoy it due to the Whale crushing him beneath tons of blubber.
The BFGS makes short work of the Shrimp. Blarg arranges for an air-drop of sauce to turn the tons of shredded shrimp-bits into the world's largest shrimp cocktail. Unfortunately, he cannot enjoy it due to the Whale crushing him beneath tons of blubber.
I'm not insane, I'm just misunderstood. Unless I misunderstood the meaning of "insane".
- Bloodgeon11
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*Bloodgeon laughs as he stands up after belly-bombing Blarg.*
"Haha, good thing i told my Miniture whale to stay back so i could crush you myself!"
*He turns and says a brief prayer to the shrimp god for his spawn, then turns around and muses, and speaks to Blarg's smashed corpse.*
*He cackles evilly."
"Anything you say can and will be twisted, usually with hilarious consequenses!"
*He spots a friggin' huge rifle leveled at him from behind a pile of cows from the pits of hell*
"Shit..."
"Haha, good thing i told my Miniture whale to stay back so i could crush you myself!"
*He turns and says a brief prayer to the shrimp god for his spawn, then turns around and muses, and speaks to Blarg's smashed corpse.*
"I feel i must tell you, Blarg, that i, too, have a secret super power...the Sarcasm Nimbus!""Darn my incompetent minions, I told them to load shotgun slugs! I must find out how they got real slugs to explode, however."
*He cackles evilly."
"Anything you say can and will be twisted, usually with hilarious consequenses!"
*He spots a friggin' huge rifle leveled at him from behind a pile of cows from the pits of hell*
"Shit..."
"Science fiction wiggers" is my new favorite phrase.
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
-"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- First Force
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- First Force
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- First Force
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- First Force
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*coughs*
ah, so you see through my evil sceme.
perhaps brute force will help then....
*grabs a bottle and smashes it pointing the sharp point at kashluk*
ah, so you see through my evil sceme.
perhaps brute force will help then....
*grabs a bottle and smashes it pointing the sharp point at kashluk*
You are losing it, doesn`t matter, let`s close our eyes and wake up from this dream.....
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