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...it's my 21st birthday in 9 minutes.

This means I'll officially be a grown up.

I'm gonna be a fireman, a robot and a caterpillar.

Fuck all y'all. :drunk:
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In America, the only thing turning 21 meant was that I could drink.

Does it have some kind of meaning in England?
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Happy birthday, then. Get drunk, but make sure you're not the one paying.
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Yonmanc wrote:...it's my 21st birthday in 9 minutes.

This means I'll officially be a grown up.

I'm gonna be a fireman, a robot and a caterpillar.

Fuck all y'all. :drunk:
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Post by Yonmanc »

Retlaw83 wrote:In America, the only thing turning 21 meant was that I could drink.

Does it have some kind of meaning in England?
Nah, drinking age is 18 here, 16 in some of the trashier parts of town.

I'm not too sure what It means.

Hopefully more blowjobs.
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What you're saying is that you'll star in a japanese B-monster movie?


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Wanna cake or something
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Happy birthday, Yonmanc!
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Happy birthday, Yonmanc!
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Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
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Marry a sheep? :google:
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Sheep can't maneuver their teeth out of the way to deliver a good blowjob. Believe me, I learned something from my days as a shepherd.

Luckily I got the wang the sheep destroyed replaced with a hydraulic one, so now it has the power to knock teeth that get in the way out.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Stalagmite wrote:Marry a sheep? :google:
Mary had a little lamb.

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Mismatch wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
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2 manchester dacers
7 days
2 birthdays
1 ring to bind them all
:chew:
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Post by Manoil »

Yonmanc wrote:
Mismatch wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
Hopefully more blowjobs.
Don't get your hopes up mang. Each year one expects a sharp increase in those, but it never seems to be. Sure the occational bj still occurs, but things never quite work out as one hopes. Also what bothers me is that when one does get one the girl doen't seem quite as enthusiastic as she should be; it's like she's doing a chore or summit.
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Megatron wrote:2 manchester dacers
7 days
2 birthdays
1 ring to bind them all
I'll be in the Salisbury bar either Friday or saturday.

Should be easy to spot me. I'll be the one not getting a blowjob apparantly.
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Manoil wrote:It's all about finding the right girl.
well obviously, captain. :chick:
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Late happy bee manc. Down a couple for yer DaC mates :drunk:
Oh and don't worry about getting blown, always seems to happen when you least expect it. Like parking tickets. FUUUUUuuuuuu....
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Jeez you kid. You're the same age as my little house-boy whom I employ to fan me when its humid and suntan poolside.
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