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This is also the forum for all of you blossoming Camus' to exercise your brain power by writing and posting fan fiction.
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Welcome to DaC, Tommy. Luckily, you caught us on a good day.
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Yonmanc wrote:For your viewing pleasure?
Yes. Dreddy's butt is too loose and gaping, I need some quality entertainment while I fuck it.
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0/10 but you get a star sticker on your fat cheek for trying.
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I like how most of your insults revolve around fat. It's the equivalent of pointing out I have brown hair in each post.

In order to insult someone, you have to use information that they find insulting. I'd tell you to try again, but it's clear you have no imagination.
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Post by Alister McFap II Esq. »

Sometimes I also make fun of your poor appearance and low intelligence. :)
Also, stop repeating Blargh, it makes you look even more pathetic.
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Retlaw's still fat and dumb. B-)
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If Blargh previously pointed out what a lackwit you are, I missed it. It's not a case of me repeating him so much as two intelligent individuals reaching the same conclusion that you're a waste of oxygen.

Go stick some of your tacks into your ballsack and report back.
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Hey Retlaw



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Manoil wrote:Image
:rofl: MICHAEL JORDAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
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I leave for a while, and everyone is still being massive swell guy.
Why did I leave?
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ekkaman wrote:Hey Retlaw
Hey, glad to see you're all right. I was worried about you after your last attempts at coherent thought caused you to have a stroke from the strain.
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Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.
Better that asking your parents to continue to feed and house you.
How much do they spend on food for you in a week? :dance:
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Return To Howards End

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Captain Obvious wrote:leave
Would that it could be, if my eyes do not deceive me, our resident wet blanket.
I do posit, however, that the riddle in need of a solution is, rather, why did DaC warrant the return of its floundering mortician?

Such luck. :duckie:
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Sic Transit Gloria Incogitatus wrote:(plethora thoughts and musings of truly divine inspiration)
Ahahaha, PRECISELY. :duckie:
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Sorry man, I don't speak Latin.
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Ribald of Gevia wrote:Sorry
Worry not, my pusillanimously obtuse friend. Lovely offspring you have there, I gather she takes after her father?
How fortunate.

Uheu. :duckie:
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ekkaman wrote:Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.
And I'm sure you'll get comma usage and non-confusing sentence structure down one day. Way you wrote that makes it look like you're using fatman as a verb.

Only thing you got right was fat, but it's not insulting because it's reality. It's like how you can't get upset over being called an idiot.
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I was only joking, but good to see everyone has linguistically raised the bar at being an asshole.
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