GI Joe: It Accelerates You

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GI Joe: It Accelerates You

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Okay, everyone knows that the movie is supposed to suck which is what I was expecting when I went in but it was surprisingly decent. The story is stupid as expected from the previews but it had a lot of action and was fast paced and the action wasn't as clusterfuckeded as I was expecting. The action scenes didn't have shaky cam and often had a pulled back camera instead of just focusing so close on the person that you can't see whats going on around them. I think it mainly had to do with the amount of CGI in the movie because there was a lot but the end result looked okay. I found it probably as enjoyable as Transformers 2 which I thought was kind of shit like the first one.


Also the movie has some good looking chicks in it that I would do in the butt as they ate burgers out of a bucket.
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Burgers in a bucket?
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S4ur0n27 wrote:Burgers in a bucket?
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Eating fetish, interesting.
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I'm curious, do you go to the movies alone, or are you dragged in by/dragging friends along?
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Post by POOPERSCOOPER »

I watch them with my dad, also don't judge my by my fetish.


During the show my dad told an old black guy with like his grandson to stop using his phone during the movie cause he was like bringing it all the way up to his face and the light was distracting and the guy was like "don't tell me what to do" like he was some negro who thinks we are some type of slave masters. The guy made a call about 1 minute afterward too.

That guy was pretty black.
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Do you know if it was really a black man in the cinema or a disembodied pair of floating eyes and teeth?
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The movie was pretty bad but shined to a high gloss - like a festering boil wrapped in chrome. I wasn't really entertained by its inane attempts at everything, but I didn't leave the cinema angry. Mission accomplished?
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Dogmeatlives wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:Burgers in a bucket?
Pooper has a weird fetish about chicks eating. Don't ask.
I know that, but usually they don't serve burgers in buckets? More like, wrapped or something.

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Buckets of chicken, perhaps?
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Bucket Burger could be the next best thing in fast food.
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Post by Taco-Hero »

Move out of the way Burger King, the Burger Bucket is in town.

Anyway, I thought I was the only one who thought the trailers for this thing looked like crap.
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vx trauma,

from this day forward your
Ninja Burger ninja name will be

Ushitora Miyaguchi -san

Use this name in all
future dealings with
Ninja Burger customers.

so, are the gi chicks with guns worth downloading?
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a vx post without pictures, what is this, the codex?
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