Queen of Head

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:08 am

I told a buddy of mine of my absurd situation and he showed me this, to which I couldn't agee more.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:29 am

interesting indeed

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:47 am

PiP wrote:interesting indeed

Fixed

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:51 am

mhm

well now go and get yourself a queen's head

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:07 pm

Aonaran wrote:
PiP wrote:interesting indeed
Fixed

Unfixed. Fix now!

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:52 pm

fucken retards, just copy the link and paste into your address bar

it's a drawing of a woman with cum on her face and Post-Feminism written next to it

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:53 pm

well he changed it now god damnit

the link that is

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:13 pm

Aonaran wrote: it turns out she has moved back into town. Also it seems she has forgotten what horrible terms we ended on as she is being rather friendly. What should I do DAC?

it's because she has big porn money now.

err.....what's a j hook?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:30 am

cazsim83 wrote:...what's a j hook?

That cute little curve jism makes as it arcs over to the face.

Also can mean the final pattern it arranges into after impact.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:19 am

From the myspace convo:

"Ya not to much going through a divorce, fun..... Getting back into the swing of things getting back to school working, the usual crap."

I don't know how I had missed it but a female friend of mind pointed out the engagement ring on her hand. So yeah, one more check down the list...

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:04 am

Aonaran wrote:"the usual crap."

Fucking on camera

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:18 am

the plot thickens

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:24 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:the plot thickens

Well DaC, I got her number.

After getting mercilessly blueballed by one of my more recent ex's this weekend I've exceeded the bounds of good sense and called The Head Queen...she'll be here in an hour.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:34 pm

Tape it, so you have proof. Then post it here, so we can all keep it. For, you know, erh... backup...

ixg · Post by **ixg** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:11 am

i suggest bustin out sum weed and chillin

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:23 am

"And so while our hero, Aonaran, went to the bathroom, the woman looked at the computer, for something was piquing her interest. A small boy with blonde hair, in a blue and yellow jumpsuit was flicking his index finger, motioning for her to get closer and see the wonders within.. THE DAC!"

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:24 am

Aonaran lost .5 pounds that night.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:26 am

Another pornographic waste of time, eh? Too bad sex is just a word these days and doesn't mean anything. Now we have fags and perverts running around. :internet crusader:

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:22 pm

Confirmation.

In talking to her I probed around by feigning interest in getting tattoos and piercings and found out she had died her hair blond shortly after high school which would coincide with her engagement. Also It is worth mentioning that she gave me what she then referred to as a "taste test" which served as the final confirmation.

So there it is, as of last night I am officially fooling around with the Queen. Yay?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:34 pm

Hang out with her. Give her the feeling that you want her back. Once she starts getting interested, embarrass her in front of her friends by asking when she decided to become a porn actress.