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Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
ya at least 10 or so and you do it at least 2-4 times until you don't wipe anymore poop. Anything less is like shoving your hand in your butt, it must be why women always insist on washing their hands cause they don't use enough toilet paper.
worst thread of the year but i'm glad it has evolved into this intelligent discussion of toilet paper. i personally, patriotically, primarily use anywhere from 6-10 squares, 2-ply, charmin. i find i only need to wipe twice and then all the poop has been neatly expunged from my arse.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
do you guys honestly use that few squares? when i make a pass i tear off probably five squares and fold them over so that theres plenty of absorption and my hand doesnt get covered in shit. i usually make about ten passes i guess. maybe i could get by with less if you guys insist
don't you just hate it when the shit tangels up with the butthairs near the 'exit'. hardcore eco man/woman could collect these and sell them as christmas decoration. you could also become an internets celeb by creating the biggest one. then show it up on the net and tv too! cash in. win the game.
I guess it depends on the consistency. If it's really wet or really dry you wont need more than 2-3 wipes, but if it's the adhesive kind you're going to spend the next 5 minutes wiping your ass. It's really annoying when a class starts in 5 minutes and I'm still home battling with my lunch of yesterday.
Good point about butthairs, vx, that's why I shave 'em off every two months or so. Makes my butt look more normal, too.