This is why AMERICA has the right to nuclear weapons

AnneGwish · Post by **AnneGwish** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:08 am

You'll get shot. They won't toss explosives on to one of their homies and have them mob up into your house to blow it up, or set similar devices in your driveway.

I happen to like my Ingram for judicious self defence :laugh:

But the hate between a lot of countries there runs deep, and if they are willing to toss missles and rockets I just don't see them splitting hairs over the payloads honestly.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:14 pm

A friend of mine was at a party a few years back and some fucker threw a half stick of dynamite at the house's wall, blew the whole thing in, pretty much, knocked everybody senseless. Seven carloads of angry people unloaded and a massive fight ensued. The cops pretty much said if it had landed a few feet closer they'd all be dead.

Fa11lloutfan_15 · Post by **Fa11lloutfan_15** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:15 pm

I can't believe that frissy is from NMA, he doesn't even try to appear smart.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:06 pm

Well I was from the beginning in DAC, but it was a bit slow here. So I went to NMA where there was a more action going on. Too bad I found myself in a gimp outfit with a gag.

So, what did I mention this time that made me look like an idiot? I only said that those countries are a bit fanatical, but that doesn't mean they will start a nuke-fest. They might stone you to death if you blink at the ladies, but hell even that will be considered adultry by the lady, not you

Stoning someone, or getting shot by someone is a long way from nuking the shit out of everything. Those are just called as cultural differences. They stone you in Arabic countries, and in others it's called police brutality. With homies it's just minor street/block "issues".

Then again, what would I know. Here if the cops actually shoot at anything (warning shots or into the leg) it's an instant trial about cops making errors. I mean this country has serious issues about who actually is a criminal.

At the moment I think the worst possible criminal in Finland is a speeder. So if you ever visit Finland, be sure not to drive over the speed limit (and if you do, be drunk) and feel free to rape anyone. You'll still be home before the evening.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:07 am

Well, my father, who used to (or still do?) work in army intelligence, said
that the large majority of persians in Iran are not all to religious, nor are
they very supportive of the priests aka ayatollahs who run the country.
They can however not do shit to stop them as they themself will get killed
in a very brutal way by the secret police. If this is true, which I would
imagine that is considering iran russian and afghanistan was his
special areas of interest.
When the russians left Afghan territory a small but well armed group of mujahedins took power, and the same happened after the americans stopped their armed and covert support for the reasonably "safe" Shah of Iran. Most iranians drink alcohol, do drugs and read porn. they allso use the internet and are pissed of at the fanatical supporters of the ayatollah which are few, but get all the privileged positions in government and army/police/security. They have nothing agains american "freedom" and
"democracy" ie. baseball and apple-pies.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:16 am

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:45 am

Mechanurgist wrote:

BRILLIANT

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:54 am

Well who am I to dismiss US intelligence...

I didn't mean that all of them are religious wackos, but they can go ballistic (ehehehhh) about some other issues too. Just because one would be called fanatical doesn't mean that they are religious fanatics.

But they do have a culture where Bitchslap is give a new meaning...not to mention that the girls do anal because they have to stay virgins

Ok, perhaps that doesn't fly on all of them, but it's still quite common in islamic countries. Damn, why don't we have things like that? FUCK DEMOCRACY!!! I WANT THIS!

They are so cool.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:22 am

The world is fightig the USA in the most efficient way ever:

They're not giving too much of a shit while watching the USA destroying itself.

Obviously the US people haven't learnt from history... but that's maybe because US history can be learned in like 15 minutes when drunk and they don't require more historical knowledge.
Also, Europe (and the rest of the world) is trying to prevent some of the critical mistakes the US goverment does.
But the world has pretty much restrained the USA. They're like a huge extremly dumb bouncer. Once you know how to aproach him, you can use his stupidity to your own benefit.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:40 am

Indeed. Think about it, how far is Irak from USA? I mean in almost every sense that "problem" is more a European problem than a yank problem. It's good to get the bully to fight on our turf

Power but no brains. GUN HO!!! GUN HO!!

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:18 pm

There's enough nukes to burn every inch of the world 3 times over. The American stockpile is made up largely of smaller tactical nukes. Russia's stockpile is mostly giant city killers. Combined we're all fucked. And that's not counting other nations' smaller stockpiles. The ones we know of at least.

People forget it isn't the part about having nukes that bothers us. It's testing. There's a reason we banned above ground nuclear tests. If nobody puts pressure on Iran or North Korea, how long do you think they will stick to that rule? It costs a hell of a lot of money and man power to dig a fucking tunnel into the earth's crust only to blow it up. We dumped enough radioactive fallout on ourselves in the 20th century.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:29 pm

The US likley have a varriety pack.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:27 pm

frissy wrote:...how far is Irak from USA? I mean in almost every sense that "problem" is more a European problem than a yank problem...

True dat. What America really needs to do is start threatening the central and southern Americans. Fuckin' upstart natives!

:clusterfuck:

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:25 pm

Actualy the USA should maybe take care of it's own problems, instead of creating new ones every day?

Fucking US disease...

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:31 am

Dreadnought wrote:The world is fightig the USA in the most efficient way ever:

They're not giving too much of a shit while watching the USA destroying itself.

Obviously the US people haven't learnt from history... but that's maybe because US history can be learned in like 15 minutes when drunk and they don't require more historical knowledge.
Also, Europe (and the rest of the world) is trying to prevent some of the critical mistakes the US goverment does.
But the world has pretty much restrained the USA. They're like a huge extremly dumb bouncer. Once you know how to aproach him, you can use his stupidity to your own benefit.

Because, you know, Australia has a long, deep, involving history that would take decades to learn all of the intricacies.

Brits sent pedophiles and thieves to an island. They had sex with each other. Spat out some kids.

Oh wait. That's the whole thing.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:45 am

jetbaby wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:The world is fightig the USA in the most efficient way ever:

They're not giving too much of a shit while watching the USA destroying itself.

Obviously the US people haven't learnt from history... but that's maybe because US history can be learned in like 15 minutes when drunk and they don't require more historical knowledge.
Also, Europe (and the rest of the world) is trying to prevent some of the critical mistakes the US goverment does.
But the world has pretty much restrained the USA. They're like a huge extremly dumb bouncer. Once you know how to aproach him, you can use his stupidity to your own benefit.
Because, you know, Australia has a long, deep, involving history that would take decades to learn all of the intricacies.

Brits sent pedophiles and thieves to an island. They had sex with each other. Spat out some kids.

Oh wait. That's the whole thing.

Exactly. But they don't get cocky on that and pretend to be the greatest nation on earth... it's a nice country, sure, but in a weird way.

TelemachusSneezed · Post by **TelemachusSneezed** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:23 am

Dreadnought wrote:Fucking US disease...

You mean AIDS? How else were we supposed to eliminate the homosexuals?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:27 am

TelemachusSneezed wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:Fucking US disease...
You mean AIDS? How else were we supposed to eliminate the homosexuals?

The USA is a disease. Infecting other countries.

Disctek · Post by **Disctek** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:00 am

Why bother with nukes, we've got a much more effective two pronged attack form. With the right fist we manipulate markets while forcing you to make our consumer goods at slave wages while with the left fist we scare you with the "man made global warming" boogey man, forcing you to use crappy forms of energy that are so expensive we ourselves couldn't afford to make effective use of them while we cram what passes for culture down your collective throats. And if you don't like the Genuine Motown Shitburger and supersized fries we're feeding you then we reduce your country to cinders in the literal or metaphorical sense. Any other country would do the same if it could.

frissy · Post by **frissy** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:42 am

I don't give a rats ass if USA makes problems to themselves, but those morons don't that. They make problems for everyone. They really should have a small civil war or something, so the rest of could drink beer and eat pop corn while watching the news about fried yanks.

As long as I can still get my Apple's (mac) and Beef Jerky they can fuck themselves up as much as they want. It's their island anyway.

Ps. Aussies are ok, I mean even when you check the history it should have been a shithole, but they are ok. Odd, perhaps freaky, but ok.