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ViolentOpposition
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Leveled items? "Leveled Deathclaws"? Laughing REALLY FUCKING HARD

I can just see myself owning a Deathclaw at level one... Argh. I remember back when I first got killed by one of those beasts in Fallout. I was shocked by its sheer power; I feared it, I hated it, I had to create a strategy on how I was going to kill it (or them). I just don't see that happening in F3 if Beth get their way.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bethesda is playing with fire. It's gonna burn itself. Methaphoricaly.
Fallout 3 is Bethesda's fire.
And like somebody on fire, Bethesda stops thinking, and begins to run.
Now Bethesda has three options:

1. Fall on the ground and roll, with the hope to reduce damage to the minimum. (aka a half-decent Fallout 3)

2. Run around till you run on train rails. Get hit by a train. Die a funny death. (aka what I expect, they're gonna fuck it up and the community will hit it like a fucking train)

3. Burn to death. (Fallout 3 will be so dodgy that no one's gonna pay attention to it. Maybe some hardcore collectors will buy it just for fun and put it next to the FO:POS box while masturbatin to dutch bestiality)
Cthulhugoat
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DEATHCLAW RIDING LOL

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Koki
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If Fallout 3 is Bethseda's fire, is Herve Prometheus?
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Dreadnought
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fallout is a pizza that we've ordered, but Bethesda is delivering a Hot Dog.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Herve is a hobo, and nothing more than that.
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astro
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

open ended world, with weak plot and vast emptiness
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VasikkA
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

astro wrote:
open ended world, with weak plot and vast emptiness

The same, except a strong plot. We don't want another Oblivion, right?
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KhanKhaar
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Im thinking oblivion in fallout clothes, probably in some third person view.

Something that will sell good among the newbie-gamers that only have a xbox360 at home.
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MadBill
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't want to have to buy a 360 to play FO3........
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KhanKhaar
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ofcource.


Lets Jihad Beth if they f**k up FO3 ^^
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Goretheglowingone
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

im depressed now... like a stuck button
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Dogmeatlives
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Joined: 27 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.
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Dreadnought
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dogmeatlives wrote:
Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.


You say that in a way as if there would be something wrong about hugging 13 years old girls at lot.
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Kukident
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Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dreadnought wrote:
Dogmeatlives wrote:
Fallout is a cute thirteen year old girl and Bethesda is the uncle that likes to hug alot.


You say that in a way as if there would be something wrong about hugging 13 years old girls at lot.
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pics plz

to get btt.:
FO3 has already reached its worst case: a stupid developer who just doesnt care about the fans and makes false promises has taken over the games' developement
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Dogmeatlives
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out new comic over in Old but new Fanart thread..
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Mechanurgist
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Joined: 19 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Level 46 auto-scaled rats with Platinum Power Armor and Two-Claw Gatling Lasers. SQUEEAAAK!!!
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HappinessInSlavery
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mismatch wrote:
Buy extra content online, Deathclaw Armour: $.99
combined with oblivion style combat, dialogues, and plot.


It'll probably be Brahmin Armor that you have to buy for $.99. I can't exactly picture someone riding a deathclaw without getting torn apart by it.
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The Idiot
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top


well i predicted the yakuzas (see page 1) but where are my akimbo katanas???? *fingers crossed!!*
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