Prince Harry is a big pussy.

Muff · Post by **Muff** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:37 pm

Hi new member here just thought I would all let you know the situation I an a gunner in the TA an have been back from IRAQ for 3 months, an I receive letters from friends still out there an as soon as the Ubber Rupert (slang for a superior officer that could not find his own dick with a map) have started a bet on what will happen to him 5 will get you 10 that he gets slotted in the back first day out, 20 will get you 100 he gets tied to a lamppost in the middle of Bazra by his SAS guards, But all bets are off if Gunner Crispy wings him in the head with a Can of Stella an Ko's him!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:41 pm

you...you cannot knock out the next king with a can of stella. are you, crazy!

lol his mums dead XD

Muff · Post by **Muff** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:30 pm

Gunner Crispy is willing to try! LOL!!! I will keep you informed on this one.

Dose anyone want in on the bet?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:46 pm

As long as you provide us with fresh pictures of a KO'd Harry. This place has quite a bit of traditions in causing political turmoil.

Muff · Post by **Muff** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:50 pm

Well Mark another gunner out there serving with Crispy still has one of my fucking didgi cameras (IXUS 60) an I am waiting for him to come home so i can fucking get it back, he was minding if for me because i got cazivaked home, so i am sure he will have a pic or several hundred pluss a movie of it happening.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:51 pm

if anything happens i am sure a camera phone will record a series of brown and blue blocks and a lot of wind then send it into the sun with a series of unfortunate lemony snickets.

Muff · Post by **Muff** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:00 am

If i can find the disk its on I will youtube a vid of what happens to a insurgent when he fires a RPG at a Warrior APC misses but gains the attention of the crew member armed with a 20mm cannon in the turret an a Royal marine sniper team, The insurgents friend's do a runner an he just stands there shitting himself for around half a second then Bang 20mm shell right through his chest an one of his friends doing a runner finds out how good Royal marine snipers achualy are.

Disctek · Post by **Disctek** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:56 am

Nothing had better happen to him, I'll bet that if anything happens to the Prince it will get more news coverage than Anna Nicole and Natalee Holloway combined. Do you know how soul-numbingly horrific it is? It's like nothing else is happening in the entire world. I have no idea what's going on in the world unless it involves dead white girls or the Axis of Evil thanks to this kind of crap.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:51 pm

i hope thos rag heads capture him a ass rape him
for 3 months strait then tatoo naughty pics of body parts on his face and then just let him go!

hHHAHAHAHA! that would be fuckin funny.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:58 pm

what's "a can of stella"?

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:58 pm

beer, innit?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:02 pm

silent and smooth, just like always, eh?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:31 pm

Harry Pussy.

Edit:

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:51 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:silent and smooth, just like always, eh?

pardon?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:32 pm

Urizen wrote:
Thor Kaufman wrote:silent and smooth, just like always, eh?
pardon?

your extremely quick posting move reminded me of that particular Commando scene

Muff · Post by **Muff** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:36 pm

yes it is beer, and sorry for the long space between posts I have had stuff to work on