The Drugs, Alcohol, and Tobacco thread

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:27 pm

IIRC Jesus was the King of Jews.

And he was killed by rome-jerks in gay armor.

Therefore Jesus sucks in comparsion to Spock.

Compare, mortals!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:29 am

oy vey. have you ever smoked marijuana jesus? you know, the plant with 10000 seeds.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:17 am

vx trauma wrote:oy vey. have you ever smoked marijuana jesus? you know, the plant with 10000 seeds.

Is that what people are selling to you?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:26 pm

You ever try Salvia?

I was unimpressed.

box · Post by **box** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:24 am

Yeah Ritalin. Wow. Smash it all up and snort it like a line of coke, then.
I see why nursing students take it to concentrate.
Ever swallow a laser beam? Maybe more like a death ray...

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:45 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:You ever try Salvia?

I was unimpressed.

True.

I've heard kiddies saying that it's FUKKING ORSOM but in fact it's poor.
Lousy flash. Not long enough. Tastes like vomit.

Overall rating:

Perfect for US Americans ( 1/10 )

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:32 pm

you have to smoke weed before, otherwise it only lasts for like ten minutes, flowers.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:20 am

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:29 am

After about a month of waiting, my wine is finally ready. 20 litres of liquified heaven!

The joys of unemployment & inebriety.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:04 pm

Are you bootlegging in your trailer park?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:33 pm

No, Franz. You see, they have these business establishments nowadays where average people can make their own wine with their choice of grapes, bottlings, etc. I assume that's the route Gimp Mask took. Yes, I see the "white trash" dig you were going for, but Gimp Mask isn't white trash, and I plain don't like you, so I piss all over your attempted humor. WATCH ME PISS.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:53 pm

That time of the month again?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:25 am

Gimp Mask wrote:After about a month of waiting, my wine is finally ready. 20 litres of liquified heaven!
The joys of unemployment & inebriety.

Already got a name for it?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:12 pm

wine

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:28 pm

Gimp Juice.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:31 pm

Megatron wrote:wine

Yeah, dipshit.
Every wine needs a name.

Subhuman:

Gimp Juice is good.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:51 pm

not every wine. i just made up a wine alright and its called wine.

SOMEONE CALL THE WINEBULANCE LOL THIS CRACKA WATCHED SIDEWAYS A FEW TO MANY TIMES

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:38 am

Megatron wrote:not every wine. i just made up a wine alright and its called wine.

SOMEONE CALL THE WINEBULANCE LOL THIS CRACKA WATCHED SIDEWAYS A FEW TO MANY TIMES

Reminds me of a polish rant...uhm... wine company.

"WINA MARKI WINO".
With slogans like:
CHEAP WINE IS GOOD WINE, BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP AND GOOD!

Some people claim, there is no wine in them, at all.
Worst crap ever.

Call your wine MAGGOTRON and claim it has a NUTTY AFTERTASTE.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:16 am

Pot grown in a PC.

Marek sez, "A few days ago police in Poland arrested a 17 year old kid who ran a mini-farm of cannabis inside his PC. The PC was normally used but modded to contain a light source, and keep humidity and temperature at proper levels."

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:03 am

Nice, the Polish Gestapo is going around throwing kids in jail for growing an ounce of pot... brilliant.