Osama Bin Laden's (H)e's Dead Series: Airsoft P. Guy

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:08 pm

http://euronews.net/create_html.php?pag ... 1319&lng=1

There are unconfirmed reports that the leader of al Qaeda Osama bin Laden is dead. The information apparently comes from Saudi Security sources who have in the past been said to be reliable. According to those sources bin Laden suffered from a strong bout of typhoid that left him partially paralysed whilst he was in Pakistan at the end of last month.

Saudi secret services are apparently waiting to find out more information - in particular bin Laden's burial site - before making any official announcement.

Ah well. Give me a idea though

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:19 pm

Allahu Akbar

make a comic about it

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:55 pm

DEADDEADDEADEADDEADDEAD
BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:56 pm

ur ded fagit

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:52 pm

Typhoid fever is an infectious feverish disease with severe symptoms in the digestive system in the second phase of the illness.

Classic typhoid fever is a serious disease. It can be life-threatening, but antibiotics are an effective treatment. The disease lasts several weeks and convalescence takes some time.

The disease is transmitted from human to human via food or drinking water, and it is therefore mainly hygiene and sanitary conditions that determine its spread. It is primarily for this reason that it is no longer so commonly seen in Europe.

should have choosen better hiding place. among educated people.
score for accomplishments (so far) : 3 out 6. above meh. under che.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:21 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/09 ... index.html Perhaps not dead afterall? French Intelligence indeed.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:13 pm

You did not really think I would let him off that easy, did you?

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:21 pm

I would prefer a bullet in the head rather than die of typhoid fever, but that's just me.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:45 am

i split this, so unless you dream of osama post in the other thread.

Dovla · Post by **Dovla** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:12 am

That's quite impossible as he's been scheduled to die 2 days before presidential elections.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:16 pm

He's drinking scotch with Elvis.