Duck and Cover

Scat? Somebody say scat?

Simply put, this game is gonna suck. I tried to forget all about this travesty, I did. But every so often I happen upon some tidbit, some screenshot, some thing that reminds me No, nothing is sacred, and yes, we will rape your pleasant memories of two older, fun-er games with this screaming shit pil...

Yeah, on one of the first dozen or so trips I took through 2, before reading Per Jorner's super-walkthrough, my nerdy character discovered the whole Gecko Power Plant conversation with the Enclave soldier for the first time. It scared the shit out of me, because I figured the programmers would be ju...

I loved Set, actually.

Anyways, I also really enjoyed "You're a sick puppy. I think I'll put you to sleep now" from 2

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Oh, and the Hubologists were a hoot

Didn't Ceti Alpha V explode? This is Ceti Alpha VI...

Now Dreadnought I remember, but who's the little tyke in the army costume? Good to see *nothing* has been happening while I was away learning how to bash heads... glblblrdkkkkkgt... Fallout 3 gbglgbgl... slurp furpburpfurpbrurp Bethsoft ... gfforrkkatkt loo loo loo loo... pete hines pete hines ... f...

Yeah when I shave I look twenty again. It's refreshing. And no, to answer your question, I'm not a government employee. The truth is much worse: I'm a flashlight cop :douchechill:

My beautiful face through the mirror at work, as of last week.



Obligatory cock-angled myspace shot with the woman.

Three hundred million people crammed into one country? Bound to be our fair share of tards. Besides, I'd like to see you European assholes **not conform** while you're sitting around all UNARMED and being ASSRAMMED by invading jihadists. Tee hee!

That's fine as long as I can get a blue ribbon tag for Cornfed Gloryhole Beautyqueen

Damn. I thought it was some kind of arbitrary thing whereby my mental age was approximated by you guys who run this site. Next time...

sounds like wandering around That's exactly it. Two years or so back, when I knew this girl, it was hip and whatnot. But yeah, we've probably all done it, in one form or another, especially as 'kids.' Maybe not embraced it as a lifestyle , but there's plenty of places to explore, if you're curious....

Megatron, can I be ur prom date? Tongue kissing is ok, but no hanky-panky...

Yeah... and MPROGs suck anyways. But a single-player Dune RPG would have none of the problems associated with a MMMMPORPRGRORGs, namely the homoeroticism and the assfuckage.

Doggy Style fucking rules, and The Chronic ain't too far behind.

I knew a self-proclaimed urban explorer. She'd climb under, around, and through buildings, occupied or not, and basically treated her neighborhood/city as if it was her own little jungle gym. Thoroughly retarded activity for a 19 year old woman, but she did like to screw around in some of those hard...

Yeah, Druuna looks like fun. Any more profoundly fucked up post-apoc shit out there?

I just bought a Glock 21. For work. I hate Glocks, but fuck me runnin' is that gun ever a treat to shoot.

And holy shit, Redeye, I didn't know the JB Society was still around. I was in touch with the WCTU for various stuffs when I did my thesis paper in college. Amusing stuff.

Nazis had the coolest uniforms and the best slogans. It's a pity they had to go off and do stupid horseshit like be at odds with America while we had that fellow-traveling cripple syndicalist traitor President in office. Ah well, kudos on the Jew and Slav murder. My only regret was that we didn't se...

Foreign women *are* hot. South American broads, Asians, and *especially* mutts. I love it when you can't tell exactly where from. Delicious...