Duck and Cover

You're all stupid. The dress is in the lockers that are impossible to get to unless you use your pipboy powers on the velvet Elvis painting after eating the green pills and two blue ones.

Sorry, only Insane Clown Posse is allowed up in this piece.
Cuz if you ain't Clown
Then you ain't Down

I hope you beat your girlfriend for laughing at you.

But only a montage can truly capture the pathos of a gorilla becoming a man becoming a lover becoming the king of middle earth becoming something and stuff.

i ate a muffin

Todd Howard does not say LOL. But he does like to fuck anus.

I thought I read somewhere (no link cause I don't remember) that Beth got all the BI assets for Fallout 3 in the deal but never intend to use them. They're starting from scratch for the obvious reasons. If true, this means the Van Buren code is useless, even if someone were to steal it. Beth does ha...

I literally got bit on the end of my dick by a rabbit when I was a kid.
That's not a joke.
The worst part was when I put hydrogen peroxide on the wound afterward.

Mary Kate & Ashley Girl's Night Out is way hotter than the other one. It has better role playing possibilities and character development. The combat sucks, though.

They don't cost money if you only play the big ass demos. They're at least worth a try. Or check out the reviews over at the Codex.

Taking acid at work is fun and useful because it prepares you for future situations in your drug abusing career, like getting arrested while on acid. The police don't ask you to write an essay. They prefer to shine flashlights in your eyes and give you full body sensual massages.

Nazi scat porn is much more worthwhile. At least it's educational.

Speed is great at work in most cases. Ketamine is fine if you don't have to do much. Acid can be fun at work if you have at least one other co-worker to fry with, otherwise it can be a little too hectic. E is just a waste of money. Alcohol is always recommended, although the smell can cause a proble...

my ass

Yes, drinking alone is what got me where I am today.

On second thought, hump the fat chicks instead.

Don't disrespect the Cow. You were nothing without it. Zero Sum only chose you as their mascot because of the allure of the Cow.