Duck and Cover

A shark on whiskey is mighty risky.

lucks arent everything dude perhaps we can just be friends ok

i didnt read it could someone just tell me so i dont have to read tit

thank s it took me a few days to write both parts i think ill get started n the nex tale from tommy: the last human in the wasteland

yeah who cares why do i even com to this fuckin interplay fansite anyway come on snake lets go to misteress lair

I lower my quivering anus onto the fur and turn into human form. ah thats better i saw with wolf face. i then walk around naked with wolfface and the moon is in the sky i look at it like a glowing orb in the moonlit sky like a pearl in a dark ocean. suddenly i hear a growl and see a wolf come out of...

thnx wuld you say im attractive? plz just be honest ok i can take it

hey if this is a joke forum i have plenty of jokes!

on day my mom put a currant bun in the toaster and a currant dropped out and i said wow watch out for the electrical currant lol

in the iraqi war they dont have boozaka they have a weapon called LaW (land artic warface) that they use to blow up tanks its a single-shot affair and only weights 50lbs. you can also fold on up and put it in a briefcase

hope this clears thing up

i look her in the eyes and lap at her vibrating genitals. i am in love with wolf girl! i turn into human form and have human wolf sex that transends the barriers of civilization as we are 2 wild things, naked and sweaty in the forest of magic! i start to finger her butt and then suck my fist. she pr...

yeah its fine if you just use imagination you might get a hang of the rules if ur smart i turn into wolf form again and go into the forest. i start drinking from a lake when i see another wolf. "Hello" i say and smile. "Hey" she says and comes to smell me. she smells like strawbe...

thru the wastes i ryde pt 2 tommy boy woke up from his technicolur nightmare holding a pint of vodka. what the hell am" I said tommy with a swell guy. he stood up drunkedly and started to play his happy mondays mix tape when he noticed a shape at the window. what the hell" is that said tom...

motherfucker took picture and i wasnt even ready ffs

what do you guys think am i a tuff nut or what

yeah like croissant

oar a boat full of dogs

lol @ s$uR0nZ27

hey do u like lord lotr i do i think my favurit vharcter is liz tyler as the elf queen she is hottie

no way i hav 30 posts lol

hey can we have a file phorum :filez:

no it wouldnt you have terribl idea