Duck and Cover

Ok then, we'll start with yours Morka,

Arch picks up Calal's discarded shovel and waits for Morka to charge.

This seems oddly, famliar.... Oh well nice work.

"Ow, ow, ow," i mutter as Calal hits me repeatedly in the head with the shovel. "Would you i don't suppose you would, stop hitting me with that shovel!" I yell at Calal grabbing him by the scruf of his neck and throwing him into a Pip.

Arch watches Avenger and PIP shrugs, his power armor jingling. He slowly takes out a warhammer from behind his back, and hefts it easily.
"Lunch Time" he roars as he charges at the pair.

The thunder claps and the arena darkens ominously as the one known as Arch rises once again. With great sigh he looks over the age worn arena as he lifts he sledgehammer and says possibly the most underused line ever known
"Here's Archy."

Magnus, Virgil and Raven roxed,

Weirdest shit i've read since .... well since clifford the big red dog, indepth critique on the way and keep up the writing we need more people to write in here,

/me goes off to finish a story

Ok here are the winners sorry for not posting sooner but i've been looking after a couple of people and haven't been able to get much time on, i would have done it on new years but i was suffering from a hangover Anyways the long entrance winner was Jimbo san with his entry the outsider vol 1 and th...

The robot item seems a bit overdrawn

/me hits kreegle with a salmon

You don't know the half of it

Arch pulls out a Gauss Minigun (from his pocket dimension pockets and levels it at S_F. "I've had enough of Bloody Dwarfs and there lackability for not dying, I am a mod something needs to die NOW!" he unleashes a barrage of gauss shells at S_F, he then looks around and sees bloodgeon11 &q...

Arch watches as the two gauss shells hurtle towards him, he finally remembers that 'only a stupid man faces death' and floors himself. The two gauss shells plummet over where his chest had been and he rolls up, 'This is what you get for powerplaying my character" he yells and begins throwing a ...

/me begins to laugh and collapse to the ground as thge sledge hammer encounters his head, as he rises he feels something go over his head silently he feels something go over his hair and then stops laughing as he feels where his hair should have been. "MY HAIR! You killed my hair! What has my h...

Arch rolls beneath the metal barrage and unsheaths a pair of 9mm smgs
"How about you eat a barrage of 9mm hell?" i ask the supposed Demigod before puling both triggers and sending a spray of bulets BB's way

"Correction! it was your world, now its time for you to fight for it again" a voice booms and a statue shatters open to reveal Arch.
"Your still going to have to get past me BB"

notes that BB entry should be summarily burned once he enters it because that would help relieve his mind of it all.

Thats right you have twenty days to get your entries in, no entries will be accepted after the twenty fifth so get writing.

Forgive me for i have sinned *snicker* My bandit cahracter Killed the entire of Stillwater because it seemed like a good idea at the time

The blessing is actually quite cool as well as the other blessings

Veloriens Ultimate Blessing

Resit Magick +30. Dexterity +4, Resist Damage +30, Max hit points +100, Max Fatigue +100, Melee +12, Pickpocket +12, Persuasion +12, Firearms +12, Dodge +12

This is what you get for completing it

Grahhhh! stupid bloody pass where the hell is it by all means i hould be standing on it by now