Duck and Cover

I'll start. Mine's 8 and 1/2 inches long. Width, fucking 2 full inches.

And no, I'm not a jiggaboo. I'm fucking German. We are known for our sausages and our beer.

Retlaw83 wrote:

djDannyP wrote:I suck balls.

Gee, we hadn't noticed.

Don't ever say I didn't love my mother. MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT

Obsidian makes shitty games. Pete Hines should bitchslap them and tell them not to make shitty games.

I thought I'd give Pokemon HeartGold a try. I don't care for Ho-Oh though. Stupid bird. He's a dick. Well, his double rainbows are pretty amazing, BUT THAT'S IT DAMMIT! If anybody wants to battle me sometime, my friend code is 1800-3825-9687-3425. It's easy to remember too because it spells 1800-ILO...

I can only pray that someday I will be as great a troll as Greg.

I am a hardcore Objectivist. I love me some Ayn Rand. I was so happy when the Objectivist Party of America was founded. Signed up for that motherfucker right then and there on Ayn's birthday. Shit was awesome. So what are your beliefs, hmm? I want only creative, humanist responses below. Non of thi...

I don't like guns. Guns are used to kill people. I only kill people with my penis. Impalement. Only way to go.

Yonmanc wrote:Of course it is, who doesn't like panty machines and grope trains!?

I KNOW I DON'T!

Manoil wrote:

djDannyP wrote:The Wii is the best console on the market.

There, I said it.

SUPER SMASH BRAWL, YA'LL
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Not quite.

No More Heroes.

I can really relate to the main character because I too am a weeaboo. But whereas he is cool, I suck balls.

I'd probably fuck the dudes too.

That's what I'm reading, pussies. Step up or get the fuck out.

I am a hardcore Objectivist. I love me some Ayn Rand. I was so happy when the Objectivist Party of America was founded. Signed up for that motherfucker right then and there on Ayn's birthday. Shit was awesome. So what are your beliefs, hmm? I want only creative, humanist responses below. Non of this...

Who hated Fallout 3? People who think Daikatana was worth waiting for, that's who. Daikatana was best on the N64 anyway. PC gaming is teh suxorz.

The Wii is the best console on the market.

There, I said it.

Tik Tok by Ke$ha. I can really relate to the lyrics. I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy ALL THE TIME! It's weird. I mean, I can only assume he wakes up next to thousands of candles just like me, you dig? and Jack Daniels is like the best. I am also loving Katy Perry's California Girls. Fu...

Let's talk about how awesome Greggory fucking House is.

I'll start.

Greggory House makes me wet.

Discuss.

This movie is just a bunch of hipster bullshit. I loved every minute of it.

When I come home after a long day's work of hard labor (my day job is basically laying cement) I like to sit down by the pool and relax with a cigar in hand and a bottle of JD by my side. Good stuff. Then I hit the club where I DJ.

This movie was just a remake of First Blood Part 2. Except with more Jason Statham. I hated it while watching it. Then I left the theater and decided it was good.

Bleach sucks. Get this shit out of here. I don't even want to see it. Only Lucky Star adds for me. Nothing else.